Sorry wasn't Selfs but: Coat: Knee length silver fox coat Glasses: Dark purple and grey big sunglasses Dress: Maxi dress in what looked like pink plastic Shoes: White ankle boots Hair: a tortured red-orange Age: 65+ And it was hot on Wednesday afternoon. Friend K and I were in there buying rosé to...

I went for an impromptu tea at the Wolsleley (how do you spell that? I always get carried away with the Ls) last night and there was a brilliant lady in there, having tea with her children (thus reinforcing her widowly status), cramming in eclairs with a be-jewelled and painted claw. With her...

Okay, so this wasn't in the foodhall bit, but... Selfridges last week. Old woman, 70+. In a bright green Chanel minidress and high heels with big sunglasses. She looked mad, but by goodness she could carry off the look.